Rockville Little Theatre


By Neil Simon

Directed by Laura W. Andruski

Monday, July 12 @ 7:00 PM
Wednesday, July 14 @ 7:00 PM

Please plan to arrive no later than a half hour after the start time.* Attend on the date that is more convenient.

Auditions will include cold readings from the script, individually and in groupings. Please be prepared to list your conflicts (i.e, dates when you can’t attend rehearsals).

Auditions will be held at the
Glenview Mansion Cottage
603 Edmonston Drive
Rockville, MD 20851

Callbacks will be scheduled if needed.

No appointments. All roles are unpaid.

All our shows use Open Casting, with no roles pre-selected. RLT is committed to diversity, open to non-traditional casting, and will consider actors of all ethnicities. Actors of all ethnicities are encouraged to audition.

Audition form available here. Download it, print it out, fill it out, and bring it to auditions.

Conflict calendar available here. Download it, print it out, fill it out, and bring it to auditions.

For more information about auditions, contact the production team at .

Please note, due to ongoing safety concerns, all participants in an RLT production must be vaccinated for COVID-19. Exceptions may be given for medical or religious concerns. However, non-vaccinated volunteers may only participate in select ways. For more information, please contact

*Directors love actors who arrive on time.

Performance Dates

September 2021: 24, 25, 26*
October 1, 2, 3*

Fridays and Saturdays at 8 pm
* Sunday Matinees at 2 pm

Production Staff


Laura W. Andruski


Anne Cary

AD/Stage Manager

Aaron Skolnik

Set Designer

Bill Brown

Master Carpenter

William Kolodrubetz

Lighting Designer

Stephen Deming

Sound Designer

Chris Penick

Costume Designer

Meghan Edge

Property Master

Nancy Carling McLaughlin

Hair & Makeup Design

Maureen Roult

Cast of Characters

Ken Gorman - A well-spoken, handsome attorney. A bit high strung. (M- 32-40)

Chris Gorman - Ken's elegant and attractive wife. A bit high strung. (F- 32-38)

Lenny Ganz - An accountant who has just wrecked his brand new BMW. Irascible, sarcastic, and very likeable. (M- 32-42)

Clair Ganz - Lenny's gossip-monger, attractive wife. A Westchester, New York housewife type. (F- 30-40)

Ernie Cusak - A smug psychiatrist (M- 40-55)

Cookie Cusak - Ernie's wife and a cooking show host with a bad back. She has a very dramatic, physical personality. (F- 40-50)

Glenn Cooper - An ambitious, polished man preparing for a run for the state senate. (M- 32-50)

Cassie Cooper - A jealous type. Glenn's trophy wife. Insecure, sexy, shrewish. (F- 25-ish)

Officer Pudney - A rookie cop. (F/M- 23-31)

Officer Welch - A vigorous, straight- talking, veteran police officer. (F/M- 30-50)


At a gathering for their tenth wedding anniversary, the host lies bleeding, and his wife is nowhere in sight. His lawyer, Ken, and wife, Chris, must get 'the story' straight before the other guests arrive. As the confusions and miscommunications mount, the evening spins off into classic farcical hilarity.

Maryland State Arts Council

Supported in part by the Maryland State Arts Council ( and the Nora Roberts Foundation (

Nora Roberts Foundation
RLT logo and show logos since the 2017-18 season courtesy of
Stacy Kleber Design